Review: Advent Horizon – A Cell to Call Home
Want cheap sentiment? Advent Horizon’ll pump you so full of sap you’ll be blowing your nose with a pancake
Want cheap sentiment? Advent Horizon’ll pump you so full of sap you’ll be blowing your nose with a pancake
Always leave ’em wanting more
The Shape of Prog Metal to Come…
The Dillinger String Quartet Anniversary Plan. Literally, a.k.a “fuck you, now try to disbelieve it”
Full-bodied black metal with a smoky bouquet redolent of burning churches and pagan sacrifice
621, I’ve got a double review for you…
We’re getting into the restaurant review business now. Today: a three course cheese platter from the ShadowStrike fromagerie
This is postmodern metal. This is modern art.
I promise I will Nott make too many puns.
The Mercury Tree are single-handedly counterbalancing all the sellout bands out there by being so defiantly uncommercial.