Review: Phasma – Purgatory
A delicious smorgasbord of death metal.
Lost in Time: Anathallo – Floating World (20th Anniversary)
Though long since wilted
The flower’s beauty blooms still
In memory’s eye.
Review: Worm – Necropalace
Pack your garlic and stakes! Here be vampires!
Review: Midnight Odyssey, Swords of Dis, Ôros Kaù, & Serpent Ascending – From the Waters of Death
Now’s as good a time as any to read the first ever work of literature.
Review: Phendrana – Cathexis
For erections lasting longer than four hours, please contact a doct… wait, wrong drug!
Review: Banisher – Metamorphosis
Exiled from paradise, and probably Denny’s too.
Review: URNE – Setting Fire to the Sky
Witness URNE break free from the underground.
Review: Night of the Vampire – The Enchanting Winds of the Dreamweaving Masquerade
One, one-man black metal band—ah, ah, ah!
Review: Moon Mother – Meadowlands
“I don’t need therapy if I listen to this angel sing.” Said someone, probably.
Review: Agenbite Misery – Remorse of Conscience
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