Review: Junon – The Golden Citadel of the Astral Sphere
Junon attempt to reinterpret the musculature of black metal from its foundations.
Review: Üga Büga – Valley of the Wolf
HOOOOOOOG ROOOOOOOCK!!!
Review: Hourswill – Ensemble
“Hourswill be too long, Fortyminuteswill be better,” or so I wish they had thought.
Review: Mirar – Gradus Ad Parnassum
Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.
Review: Electric Sun Defence – Estuary
Water you doing if not listening to Estuary?
Review: Periphery – A Pale White Dot
Periphery’s djentrification: shinier, more accessible, and just a little less itself
Review: Under the Myrtles – The Curse Is Broken
I know that the Christian metalheads can be eating better than this.
Review: Sum of Seven – Echoes of the Hypermind
Can a prog metal blog achieve AGI? Give us a couple billion dollars and find out!
Review: Devin Townsend – The Moth
Play that artistically elevated piece of shit!








