Review: Gigan – Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus
*Ominous whooshing noises*
*Ominous whooshing noises*
I wish I had synesthesia for this thing!
It’s going down.
Would you have known she’s in Vastum?
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
My editors asked me when this review was coming out. I said it was still… being worked on.
Is it still a Ship of Theseus problem if you forget half the ship?
How is the Search Party supposed to find this Loss if they’ve forgotten it?!
Euphonia? I hardly know ya!
Read our chat with the very first prog metal band ever!