Review: The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara – Origins
Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!
Review: Circle of Sighs – Ursus
Cocaine Bear has met its rival.
Review: Harpazo – The Crucible
A crucible to endure.
Review: Four Stroke Baron – Data Diamond
They call me the Four Stroke Baron because I hoard engine lubricant, not for my unrelated premature ejaculation issue.
Review: Ben Baruk – Cosmogony
Will this continue my godly path?
Review: Culak – Underneath the Veil, Veil of God, and Underneath the Veil of God (or alternatively {(Underneath the [Veil) of God]}): A triple album review
Is it time to let ol Chris Culak off the hook?
Review: Aaru – SWNPL
Check out how much fun this duck is having! We’re all having fun, right? RIGHT??
Review: Art Against Agony – Sound of Inevitability
These guys reaaaaaaally test my holiday spirit.
Review: Frostbitt – Machine Destroy
This machine sure isn’t learning.