Review: Polyphia – Be Not Afraid
May the Lord bequeath to us His most powerful of fart music.
Review: Convulsif – Anatomy of Rage
Dafuq did I just listen to?!
Review: Xié Gòu – 无何有 (Wu He You)
The Funereal Subway? The Progressive Funeral?
Review: Carian – Carian
“We have Cloudkicker at home.” Cloudkicker at home:
Review: Aaron Myers-Brooks – Fictional Planetoids
My planetoids? Fictional. My tones? Micro. My drum machines? As cheap as possible.
Review: Under the Myrtles – The Curse Is Broken
I know that the Christian metalheads can be eating better than this.
Review: Ice of Neptune – Shots and Dollars
After all, rock operas are a left-handed form of human endeavor.
Review: Virodh – Harvest of Desolation
Putting the brutal in brutal death metal
Review: Ender – Ender II: In Silent Throne
Beware, the blessings of Ender may not save you this time.
Review: Terravoid – The Death Engine
It’s time for an oil change.