Ian, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: The War Yaks – Bifurcate

Have Hannibal’s war elephants met their match?

Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit, this album’s waxen wings did mount above its reach.

Have you tried turning the weather off and on again?

Put this on the “Sick Songs to Slay Sea Serpents To” playlist.

“Hey guys, how many subgenres can we shove into one album?”

I came expecting cringe, and I found gold. And also some cringe. But hey, gold!

Some flames need a bit of time to fully catch.

The only uncomfortable things here are my eardrums.

Can this futuristic clone find a life of its own?

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