Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Teramaze – Eli: A Wonderful Fall From Grace
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit, this album’s waxen wings did mount above its reach.
A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.
An onicsymphay ackblay etalmay asterpiecemay (I only speak pig Latin)
The melodic prog metal veterans are at it again and WHAT DOES SANCTIMONARIUM EVEN MEAN AND WHY WON’T IT LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE?
Subdued power metal you say… What the hell is that supposed to mean?