Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Teramaze – Eli: A Wonderful Fall From Grace
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
Album Reviews
Review: Isle of the Cross – Faustus: The Musical
Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit, this album’s waxen wings did mount above its reach.
Album Reviews
Review: Sunburst – Manifesto
A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.
Album Reviews
Review: Lamentari – Ex Umbra in Lucem
An onicsymphay ackblay etalmay asterpiecemay (I only speak pig Latin)
Album Reviews
Review: Vanden Plas – The Empyrean Equation of the Long Lost Things
The melodic prog metal veterans are at it again and WHAT DOES SANCTIMONARIUM EVEN MEAN AND WHY WON’T IT LEAVE MY BRAIN ALONE?
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Review: Throne of Thorns – Converging Parallel Worlds
Subdued power metal you say… What the hell is that supposed to mean?
