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Missed Album Review: Lost In Lavender Town – On Tonight’s Show

I can’t wait for their next project, Marooned in Mahogany Town.

Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!

Albums that make you say, ¿Whatdefacum?

Symphonic and progressive death metal fans, rejoice! A must-listen, this album crosses every sharp and dots every quarter note.

I like my “I like my coffee like” jokes like I like my metal: post-

You’ll be saying “wow” every time! It’s like a shammy, it’s like a mirror, it’s like a sponge.

Warning: untreated bedsores may cause Italian yelling

Another out-of-this-world offering from the St. Louis duo that is sure to please returning fans and convert new ones.

“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle

Múr Múr Múr, how do you like it, how do you like it?