Review: Yellow Eyes – Confusion Gate
Yellow eyes could be a sign of jaundice, liver failure, or otherworldly experimental black metal.
Yellow eyes could be a sign of jaundice, liver failure, or otherworldly experimental black metal.
The European mind cannot comprehend this.
A Duda Double.
Ain’t no party like a Prozac party
If a world tree falls in the woods… Well, then we have a problem.
October 2025: did it have good albums? What good albums did it have? Let’s find out!
No not the manifestation of an ancient sleeping man’s dream, you’re thinking of something else.
Disclaimer: I did not do drugs while writing this review.
Welcome to spooky season, motherfuckers.