Review: KINETIC – Liminal
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Listen to ‘Liminal’ by KINETIC for an hour and forty-six minutes, and it seems like a lifetime. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein
Review: Esoctrilihum – Annochiül Xar Sorthïlazur
Another year, another Esoctriihum release. Somebody should tell this man to stop esocing his trilihum for a bit.
Review: Souls of Diotima – Arcade
How much do you think a custom band spacesuit would cost?
Review: Pterosaur – Webs We Weave
You won’t be needing any archaeological tools for this one.
Lost in Time: Uneven Structure – Februus
“What flavor of autism do you have”?
*gestures broadly*
Review: Enslaved – Mið
No trite jokes here about the album being Mið.
Review: Boss Keloid – Float & Aperture
Maybe we should let this one drift out to sea as well.
Review: Polyphia – Be Not Afraid
May the Lord bequeath to us His most powerful of fart music.
Review: The Pineapple Thief – Far and Wide
Great, now all I’ve got is ham pizza.
Review: Endspace – First Contact
Braaamin’ bite-sized Darkspace.