Missed Album Review: Meth. – Shame
Spin this and you may become addicted to meth. too!
Review: Misanthropy – The Ever-Crushing Weight of Stagnance
IT’S AN OONGA BOONGA XMAS
Review: Gigan – Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus
*Ominous whooshing noises*
Review: Black Sites – The Promised Land?
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
Review: Resuscitate – Immortality Complex
Yeah. I bet it is.
Review: Hannah Frances – Keeper of the Shepherd
Extremely Bernie Sanders voice: I am once again asking you to step out of your comfort zones.
Review: Dissona – Dreadfully Distinct
Ana De Armas hologram girlfriend not included with purchase of EP.
Review: Fleshvessel – Yearning: Promethean Fates Sealed
You got classical in my death metal!
Review: Marbin – Dirty Horse
A genre-bending masterpiece of jazz fusion.
Review: Warforged – The Grove | Sundial
Beyond disappointing.