Review: The Untold – Thunder and Water: Act Two
You’re about to be told about The Untold.
Review: Dissona – Receptor
Music that makes you crawl as well as tower tall.
Review: Novembers Doom – Major Arcana
Major Arsekicka.
Review: Blind Equation – A Funeral in Purgatory
Crabcore had a point.
Review: Fer de Lance – Fires on the Mountainside
Spearheading an adventure unto metal’s fiery summits.
Review: Cocojoey – STARS
The horrors are endless, yet I remain silly.
Missed Album: Meth. – Shame
Spin this and you may become addicted to meth. too!
Review: Misanthropy – The Ever-Crushing Weight of Stagnance
IT’S AN OONGA BOONGA XMAS
Review: Gigan – Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus
*Ominous whooshing noises*
Review: Black Sites – The Promised Land?
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!