Review: The Eternal – Celestial
Take a little Amorphis, and sprinkle in some Paradise Lost. Plug directly into ear holes. Heavy eyeliner recommended.
Review: Asunojokei – Think of You
Who knew Japanese Deafheaven-turned-pop would be a perfect swansong for summer 2025?
Review: Pissectomy – Electric Elephant Graveyard
Urine for a surprise.
Review: Panzerballett – Übercode Œuvre
I hope you like masturbation.
Review: Sarmat – Upgrade
The improv jazz/metal gods are back!
Review: Gigan – Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus
*Ominous whooshing noises*