Review: Four Stroke Baron – Data Diamond
They call me the Four Stroke Baron because I hoard engine lubricant, not for my unrelated premature ejaculation issue.
Review: Ben Baruk – Cosmogony
Will this continue my godly path?
Review: Culak – Underneath the Veil, Veil of God, and Underneath the Veil of God (or alternatively {(Underneath the [Veil) of God]}): A triple album review
Is it time to let ol Chris Culak off the hook?
Review: Aaru – SWNPL
Check out how much fun this duck is having! We’re all having fun, right? RIGHT??
Review: Art Against Agony – Sound of Inevitability
These guys reaaaaaaally test my holiday spirit.
Review: Frostbitt – Machine Destroy
This machine sure isn’t learning.
Review: YNK – YNK
In their pursuit to emulate the almighty Gojira, YNK forgot to define a sound for themselves.
Review: Gonemage – Handheld Demise
What was originally intended to scare my peers ended up hurting my ears; however, Gonemage still have a relatively unique take on avant garde black metal worth trying for as long as you can stand it.
Review: Entheogen – Transmogrify
A curious album full of missteps and a lack of passion in the delivery.