Review: Christian Necromancy – The Pederast
Content Warning: weird sex rituals, drugs, pedophilia.
Review: Syrkander – Via Internam
Congrats to 2025’S AOTY, because its the only one I’ve reviewed so far.
Review: Kaosis – We Are the Future
Bongo Jimmy and Friends present We Are the World: 25 for Haiti
Review: Body Meπa – Prayer in Dub
Aesthetics, schmaesthetics. Songwriting, schmongwriting. Consonance, schmonsonance. Who needs em, anyway?
Review: The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara – Origins
Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!
Review: Circle of Sighs – Ursus
Cocaine Bear has met its rival.
Review: Harpazo – The Crucible
A crucible to endure.
Review: Dreamslain – Forge of Rebellion
A dream, slain by poor production choices and unpolished vocals
Review: Four Stroke Baron – Data Diamond
They call me the Four Stroke Baron because I hoard engine lubricant, not for my unrelated premature ejaculation issue.
Review: Ben Baruk – Cosmogony
Will this continue my godly path?