Review: Daniel Vincent – Means of Escape
I’d find it easier to escape if this music weren’t making me so sleepy…
Review: Kylver – The Gobi
Kylver? I hardly know ‘er!
Review: Kalandra – Mørketid
It’s cheaper to buy your advent Kalandras now than it will be on December 1st.
Review: Howling Giant – Crucible & Ruin
Am I allowed to review stoner rock releases if I’ve never gotten stoned?
Review: Yellow Eyes – Confusion Gate
Yellow eyes could be a sign of jaundice, liver failure, or otherworldly experimental black metal.
Review: Pupil Slicer – Fleshwork
The flesh works.
Review: Kauan – Wayhome
Drankdf too muchh and Kauan’t fiund my Wayhome.
Review: VoidCeremony – Abditum
Y’ hafh’m trapped ph’nglui egg, ahor uh’e read fahf?
Review: The Reticent – please
Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.
