Review: Advent Horizon – A Cell to Call Home
Want cheap sentiment? Advent Horizon’ll pump you so full of sap you’ll be blowing your nose with a pancake
Want cheap sentiment? Advent Horizon’ll pump you so full of sap you’ll be blowing your nose with a pancake
Canadians close the summer months an summon winter with dark ritual of an album.
Can someone please shut this firehose off before it-BLBLBLBLBLBL
Recommended for fans of: wait a minute, isn’t this the biggest band in prog? Oh yeah, Portnoy’s also back, I guess.
September 2024. Did it have good albums? What were they? Let’s find out!
Only 90s mice remember.
New and improved.
“Was I Rushing or was I Yesing?”
“Er, Rushing?”
“SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE”
“Three prog rock legends walk into the ‘70s soft rock scene” sounds like the setup to a joke. Unfortunately, it’s the punchline too.
Even after the end of the world, there’s still hope for prog metal bingo.