Review: Look to Windward – The Last Scattering Surface
Look to Windward are not affiliated with Steve Windward.
What do you mean “it’s Winwood?” I’ve already made the joke. Well, yes I could change it but I don’t want to…
Review: Four Stroke Baron – Data Diamond
They call me the Four Stroke Baron because I hoard engine lubricant, not for my unrelated premature ejaculation issue.
Review: Lamentari – Ex Umbra in Lucem
An onicsymphay ackblay etalmay asterpiecemay (I only speak pig Latin)
Review: El Moono – The Waking Sun
Tickle me, El Moono.
Review: In Vain – Solemn
Sometimes your hopes aren’t all In Vain.
Review: Diminium – Dominant
Get ready to be dominated.
Review: Vögel – Kallið
We enter Mikael Akerfeldt once again.
Wait, no, can I change th—
Review: The Progressive Souls Collective – Sonic Rebirth
TURN THE BASS DOWN.
Review: Mean Messiah – In Infinite Illusion
Well, gentlemen, a great deal of money has been invested in this project and we can’t allow it to fail.
Review: ALMO – Reconciliation
Tickle-me-ALMO