Christopher, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: Only Human – Planned Obsolescence

Open up this fucking pit, HAL! .. What do you mean you can’t do that?

For sale: microfiction black metal LP, never played.

Will the cycle of suffering continue?

Definitely catch these guys live, I can only imagine the weed at that gig will be top notch quality.

Moving pictures? … Nope, they seem pretty static.

Chris spent most of the year having a breakdown in the Album of the Month intros. Did he like anything this year?!

Take a drink every time they say “city”.

Watch out for liminal banana peels.

It’s cheaper to buy your advent Kalandras now than it will be on December 1st.

Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.