Christopher, Author at The Progressive Subway

Chris’ Top 10 Albums of 2025!

Chris spent most of the year having a breakdown in the Album of the Month intros. Did he like anything this year?!

Take a drink every time they say “city”.

Watch out for liminal banana peels.

It’s cheaper to buy your advent Kalandras now than it will be on December 1st.

Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.

No not the manifestation of an ancient sleeping man’s dream, you’re thinking of something else.

Right Here, Right Now is available in a convoluted way soon!

Violate consensus grieving.

In the sleeping city you will become a nightmare.

All your bean are belong to us.