Review: Xurl – The Emotion Directory
Eeeeenteeeeerrrr. Poooorrrtaaaal.
Review: Legionary – Never-Ending Quest for Purpose
Whaddaya mean I don’t believe in thrash gods?
I talk to Dave Mustaine every day.
Review: Bosse-de-Nage – Hidden Hearts Burn Hottest
For sale: microfiction black metal LP, never played.
Review: The Protomen – Act III: This City Made Us
Take a drink every time they say “city”.
Missed Album Review: Buried Realm – The Dormant Darkness
Buried Realm’s “The Dormant Darkness” is a melodeath thriller that defies genre constraints, delivered by the solo genius Josh Dummer. Prepare for a sonic feast!
Review: Fleshvessel – Obstinacy: Sisyphean Dreams Unfolded
Final call of the year for all Big Fuckin’ Weirdos!
Review: VoidCeremony – Abditum
Y’ hafh’m trapped ph’nglui egg, ahor uh’e read fahf?
Review: The Reticent – please
Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.
Review: Blackshape – Prismer I
No not the manifestation of an ancient sleeping man’s dream, you’re thinking of something else.
Review: Light Dweller/Aoecist/Sleep Paralysis – Illusory Dissolvents
Three sides of the same ontologically warped coin.