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Review: Gigatron – La Xusta de Zarathustra

Albums that make you say, ¿Whatdefacum?

Symphonic and progressive death metal fans, rejoice! A must-listen, this album crosses every sharp and dots every quarter note.

I like my “I like my coffee like” jokes like I like my metal: post-

You’ll be saying “wow” every time! It’s like a shammy, it’s like a mirror, it’s like a sponge.

Warning: untreated bedsores may cause Italian yelling

Another out-of-this-world offering from the St. Louis duo that is sure to please returning fans and convert new ones.

“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle

Múr Múr Múr, how do you like it, how do you like it?

If you throw all your paint at the wall, some of it’s bound to stick… and make a huge mess.

Prequel to the sequel