Review: Bloody Cumshot – Deflorantism
Meth and melodeath.
Missed Album Review: Triumpher – Storming the Walls
When the singer goes AAAAA, I orgasm
Review: DGM – Life
DGM are back doing DGM things and for some reason we got to review them!
Review: Faethom – Chaosmorphogoria
A unique attempt at an uncommon genre combination, do Faethom make it work?
Review: Immortal Guardian – Unite and Conquer
Who needs a dedicated keyboard player when you can just play guitar and keyboard simultaneously?
Review: ShadowStrike – Traveler’s Tales
We’re getting into the restaurant review business now. Today: a three course cheese platter from the ShadowStrike fromagerie
Review: Noveria – The Gates of the Underworld
You could just go around the gates… th-there aren’t any walls.
Review: Medevil – Mirror in the Darkness
Medevil’s latest offering of epic heavy metal takes a familiar formula and sprinkles it with some flourishes but does little to innovate upon it.
Review: The Spectre Beneath – The Ashen Child
Our resident singer-songwriter meets neckbreaking power-prog group is back! Can they pull it off this time?
Review: Entering Polaris – Atlantean Shores
The first of Entering Polaris’ four planned albums for 2023, Atlantean Shores plays it safe with power/prog.