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Review: Guardsman – The Entropy Illusion, Pt. II
For those who really really like Mike Portnoy
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Review: Bushwhacker – A Fistful of Poison
An educative yeehaw sludge story about how kissing crocodiles has a poor effect on your health
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Review: Freighter – The Den
A little bit of core and a little bit of everything – the fuck is this? AND WHY IS IT SO GOOD?!
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Review: Hyvmine – Retaliation
Why are there Dream Theater solos and djent in my Nickleback and why am I enjoying this?
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Review: Gandalf’s Fist – The Clockwork Prologue
When did Ayreon and Jethro Tull have a baby?
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Review: Future Corpse – Culture Ruins Everything Around Me
A competent English sentence using the adjectives: mathy, catchy, angry, with a smidge of socially conscious lyrics