Album Reviews
Review: No Living Witness – Cosmic Simulacra
A very unique, genre-bending take on black/death.
A very unique, genre-bending take on black/death.
For those who really really like Mike Portnoy
An educative yeehaw sludge story about how kissing crocodiles has a poor effect on your health
A little bit of core and a little bit of everything – the fuck is this? AND WHY IS IT SO GOOD?!
Why are there Dream Theater solos and djent in my Nickleback and why am I enjoying this?
When did Ayreon and Jethro Tull have a baby?
A competent English sentence using the adjectives: mathy, catchy, angry, with a smidge of socially conscious lyrics