Review: King Garcia – Hamelin
I know you thought this was an article about Puerto Rican jazz trumpeter Louis “King” Garcia, but stick around anyway.
Review: Calyces – Fleshy Waves of Probability
What’s the probability that you’ll enjoy these fleshy waves of sound?
Review: Mother of Millions – Magna Mater
Warning: oblique references to current events within.
Review: Hail Spirit Noir – Fossil Gardens
How many synonyms for cosmic and space does one need?
Review: Sunburst – Manifesto
A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.
Review: Blasteroid – Crypts of Mind
Get ready to bang your fucking head.
Review: Thy Shining Curse – Theurgia
I feel the urge, the urge for Theurgia
Missed Album Review: Triumpher – Storming the Walls
When the singer goes AAAAA, I orgasm
Review: Sacred Outcry – Towers of Gold
Sacred Outcry enlists power metal’s biggest cheat code on their sophomore album, Towers of Gold… Daniel Heiman!
Review: Conspiracy of Zero – Ahthos Arouris
Workaday melodeath with touches of folk-tinged brilliance shining through