Album Reviews
Review: Oria – This Future Wants Us Dead
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Album Reviews
Review: King Garcia – Hamelin
I know you thought this was an article about Puerto Rican jazz trumpeter Louis “King” Garcia, but stick around anyway.
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Review: Calyces – Fleshy Waves of Probability
What’s the probability that you’ll enjoy these fleshy waves of sound?
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Review: Mother of Millions – Magna Mater
Warning: oblique references to current events within.
Album Reviews
Review: Hail Spirit Noir – Fossil Gardens
How many synonyms for cosmic and space does one need?
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Review: Sunburst – Manifesto
A metal band called “Sunburst?” Not, I dunno, “Stellar Death Explosion?” Oh, I see, they must play power metal.
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Missed Albums Review: Triumpher – Storming the Walls
When the singer goes AAAAA, I orgasm