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Review: Oddland – Unilluminate to Illuminate

All in all, it had been a very odd land.

And on the count of three you will wake up, 1, 2….

Can a prog metal blog achieve AGI? Give us a couple billion dollars and find out!

My shoes are stuck to the floor!

Wow, what lovely orchestration… wait, what was I listening to again?

Grab yer ropes and pickaxes.

Now’s as good a time as any to read the first ever work of literature.

Some cyanide with your linguini, sir?

How much do you fear your love of domination?

Take a little Amorphis, and sprinkle in some Paradise Lost. Plug directly into ear holes. Heavy eyeliner recommended.