Album Reviews
Review: The Mars Volta – Lucro Sucio; Los Ojos del Vacío
Eye contact with the void is always so awkward.
Album Reviews
Review: Benthos – From Nothing
“You stare at Benthos, they stare right back. And that’s when the sick mathcore comes, not from the front, but from the side. The point is, when they deliver sick mathcore, you are alive.”
– Sam Neill in Jurassic Park if you replaced raptors with Benthos, probably.
Album Reviews
Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
Album Reviews
Review: Foxy Shazam – Animality Opera
Foxy Shazam have been pushing out turds for a while now. At least they’re finally admitting it.
