Review: Only Human – Planned Obsolescence
Open up this fucking pit, HAL! .. What do you mean you can’t do that?
Review: Virodh – Harvest of Desolation
Putting the brutal in brutal death metal
Review: Palaces – Sunhunting
It’ll bring out that dog in ya!
Review: Bosse-de-Nage – Hidden Hearts Burn Hottest
For sale: microfiction black metal LP, never played.
Review: Trust Fund Ozu – ARTiCHOKE
Out here catching crumbs.
Review: Speglas – Endarkenment, Being & Death
Pretentious words for a pretentiously titled album.
Review: Unverkalt – Héréditaire
I’m with Hér[éditaire].
Review: Ender – Ender II: In Silent Throne
Beware, the blessings of Ender may not save you this time.
Review: Wolverine – Anomalies
He’s the best he is at what he—oh, wait, wrong Wolverine!
Review: Eye of Melian – Forest of Forgetting
Wow, what lovely orchestration… wait, what was I listening to again?