Review: Ashlands – Ashlands Trilogy
Decimated homeland this, eldritch otherworld that, you’re always *nagging*!
Decimated homeland this, eldritch otherworld that, you’re always *nagging*!
You’ll be saying “wow” every time! It’s like a shammy, it’s like a mirror, it’s like a sponge.
Warning: untreated bedsores may cause Italian yelling
“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle
I didn’t think cuffing season would involve a vengeful goat cryptid, but here we are.
Who needs vocal melodies when you can just talk intently about surrealism and the occult?
A strange journey through the astral plane
Being led through the forest with carrot and stone by two birds and one stick… Am I getting my metaphors mixed up?
Bilateral fans of the world unite.
Do you love Romania? These guys do!