Review: Slaughtersun – Black Marrow
The devil went down to Lyndhurst, New Jersey, and he’s gonna kick your fucking ass.
The devil went down to Lyndhurst, New Jersey, and he’s gonna kick your fucking ass.
Like my soup, this one’s chunky, noodly, and Progresso̶ive
It’s OUnly the most promising genre-blending metal band out of China, no big deal!
We review the newest project from a current staff member here…
Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!
I wish I had synesthesia for this thing!
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
The raven refused to sing for Steven Wilson, yet they’ll give Toby Driver *anything*? Sounds like a double standard to me.