Review: Hällas – Panorama
Try listening to Aerosmith, nerd.
Review: The Ruins of Beverast – Tempelschlaf
To exit the dream temple, take an upside-down left at the M.C. Escher stairs.
Review: Enshine – Elevation
Climbing a familiar mountain.
Review: Ulver – Neverland
Not the never-neverland Metallica promised to take us to.
Review: Milton Man Gogh – Fully Stretched
See Man. See Man Gogh. Gogh, Man, Gogh.
Review: Howling Giant – Crucible & Ruin
Am I allowed to review stoner rock releases if I’ve never gotten stoned?
Review: The Reticent – please
Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.
Review: Umulamahri – Learning the Secrets of Acid
Disclaimer: I did not do drugs while writing this review.
Review: -ii- – Apostles of the Flesh
Welcome to spooky season, motherfuckers.
Review: Blindfolded and Led to the Woods – The Hardest Thing About Being God Is That No One Believes Me
The perfect introduction to dissodeath.