Missed Album Review: Exuvial – The Hive Mind Chronicles, Pt. 1: Parasitica
Like my soup, this one’s chunky, noodly, and Progresso̶ive
Like my soup, this one’s chunky, noodly, and Progresso̶ive
It’s OUnly the most promising genre-blending metal band out of China, no big deal!
We review the newest project from a current staff member here…
Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!
I wish I had synesthesia for this thing!
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
The raven refused to sing for Steven Wilson, yet they’ll give Toby Driver *anything*? Sounds like a double standard to me.