Album Reviews
Review: King Garcia – Hamelin
I know you thought this was an article about Puerto Rican jazz trumpeter Louis “King” Garcia, but stick around anyway.
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Review: Chris Beernink – The Chimera Suite
Now you step inside but you don’t see too many faces / comin’ in out of the rain to hear the big band jazz metal orchestra go down.
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Review: The Mars Volta – Lucro Sucio; Los Ojos del Vacío
Eye contact with the void is always so awkward.
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Review: Cercle du Chêne – Récits d’Automne et de Chasse
Why get redpilled when you can get Redwalled instead?
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Review: Illyria – The Walk of Atonement
I’m walking on sunshine! And don’t it feel good!
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Review: Nospūn – Ozai
Is Nospūn’s opus Ozai? Or was Nospūn Ozai’s opus? Or is Opus the Ozai of Nospūn? Or… hang on, my head hurts.
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Review: Calyces – Fleshy Waves of Probability
What’s the probability that you’ll enjoy these fleshy waves of sound?