“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle
I leave for two hours and you turn my house into a burning skull mountain wasteland? That’s it, I’m hiring a babysitter next time.
I wish I had synesthesia for this thing!
My editors always tell me to lure readers into reading our reviews with a witty sentence—WAIT I’M AN EDITOR TOO? FUCK!
…Anyway, this is some pretty kick-ass proggy heavy metal!
The premier psychedelic black metal act has returned!
Does the sophomore output hold up against the stellar debut?
Siderean reach for the stars; are they successful?
The raven refused to sing for Steven Wilson, yet they’ll give Toby Driver *anything*? Sounds like a double standard to me.