Review: Wolverine – Anomalies
He’s the best he is at what he—oh, wait, wrong Wolverine!
Review: Nytt Land – Aba Khan
Shush! I’m listening to the silent part of the song!
Review: Eye of Melian – Forest of Forgetting
Wow, what lovely orchestration… wait, what was I listening to again?
Review: Desert Storm – Buried Under the Weight of Reason
Grab a pint, these Brits have riffs for days.
Review: Green Eyed Ghost – Leave Me Here
I promise there are no Final Fantasy 7 spoilers in here, but I thought really hard about it.
Review: Sylosis – The New Flesh
Will the cycle of suffering continue?
Review: Course of Fate – Behind the Eclipse
I’m not sure how you could even see an eclipse from behind.
Review: Phendrana – Cathexis
For erections lasting longer than four hours, please contact a doct… wait, wrong drug!
Review: Banisher – Metamorphosis
Exiled from paradise, and probably Denny’s too.
Review: URNE – Setting Fire to the Sky
Witness URNE break free from the underground.