Review: Syrinx – Time Out of Place
Time is a plague, there’s no time in this place.
Review: Orpheus Blade – Obsessed in Red
A long-awaited follow-up. Wait, how did this band find out that I’m into redheads?!
Review: Grace Hayhurst – The World Is Dying
A rallying cry, lacking voice.
Review: Quadvium – Tetradōm
Far more ‘viums and ‘dōms than I can handle at once.
Review: Barend Tromp – Odd Time Concepts
Prog fans love weird time signatures, right?
Review: Shearling – Motherfucker, I Am Both: “Amen” and “Hallelujah”…
Ode to the Appaloosa (ie look at that horse anus).
Review: Blastanus – Land of the Weak, Home of the Slave
I pledge allegiance to the sax.
Review: The Flower Kings – LOVE
All the Flower Kings horses and all the Flower Kings men couldn’t put prog together again.
Double Review: Sleep Token – Even in Arcadia
We’re sure these reviews will provoke zero controversy whatsoever.
Review: Lost Crowns – The Heart Is in the Body
Everything at once all the time!