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Review: Ungfell – De Ghörnt

I didn’t think cuffing season would involve a vengeful goat cryptid, but here we are.

I leave for two hours and you turn my house into a burning skull mountain wasteland? That’s it, I’m hiring a babysitter next time.

Múr Múr Múr, how do you like it, how do you like it?

If you throw all your paint at the wall, some of it’s bound to stick… and make a huge mess.

*Ominous whooshing noises*

Prequel to the sequel

Trick or treat! We’ve got a bunch of proggy candy for you here, or if you want a trick we can egg your house with Nickelback CDs.

Who needs vocal melodies when you can just talk intently about surrealism and the occult?

Change is not always bad. But sometimes it is.

Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!