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Review: Tool – Fear Inoculum
Try-hard boomers attempting to recreate what the cool kids do and failing miserable
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Review: Umpfel – As the Water Covers the Sea
Mixed vocals, weird time signatures, soaring guitars, and just a little bit of a lot of JAZZ.
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Review: Tanagra – Meridiem
So apparently, atmospheric power metal is a thing… AND IT’S GOOD…?!
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Review: Bushwhacker – A Fistful of Poison
An educative yeehaw sludge story about how kissing crocodiles has a poor effect on your health
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Review: Freighter – The Den
A little bit of core and a little bit of everything – the fuck is this? AND WHY IS IT SO GOOD?!
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Review: Hyvmine – Retaliation
Why are there Dream Theater solos and djent in my Nickleback and why am I enjoying this?
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Review: Gandalf’s Fist – The Clockwork Prologue
When did Ayreon and Jethro Tull have a baby?
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Review: Embrace of Disharmony – De Rervm Natvra
One of the most adventurous, dense album I’ve ever come across
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Review: Manifestic – Anonymous Soul
Small text to lure people into reading the review. DON’T FORGET THE TAGS AND FEATURED IMAGE!!!!
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Review: Ashen Horde – Fallen Cathedrals
Small text to lure people into reading the review. DON’T FORGET THE TAGS AND FEATURED IMAGE!!!!