Christopher, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: Voidchaser – Interstellar I

In space, no one can hear your synths.

Whaddaya mean I don’t believe in thrash gods?
I talk to Dave Mustaine every day.

If only someone had written a theory about the low end.

Open up this fucking pit, HAL! .. What do you mean you can’t do that?

For sale: microfiction black metal LP, never played.

Will the cycle of suffering continue?

Definitely catch these guys live, I can only imagine the weed at that gig will be top notch quality.

Moving pictures? … Nope, they seem pretty static.

Chris spent most of the year having a breakdown in the Album of the Month intros. Did he like anything this year?!

Take a drink every time they say “city”.