Ian, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: In Progress – Gravediggers

My editors asked me when this review was coming out. I said it was still… being worked on.

Definitely keep an eye on this one.

We’ll get there when we get there.

My favorite prog/electropop/thrash/synth/AOR record of all time. Also my least favorite. It’s the only one I’ve heard, is what I’m saying here.

Have Hannibal’s war elephants met their match?

Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit, this album’s waxen wings did mount above its reach.

Have you tried turning the weather off and on again?

Put this on the “Sick Songs to Slay Sea Serpents To” playlist.

“Hey guys, how many subgenres can we shove into one album?”

I came expecting cringe, and I found gold. And also some cringe. But hey, gold!