Ian, Author at The Progressive Subway

Review: The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara – Origins

Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!

It’s going down.

My editors asked me when this review was coming out. I said it was still… being worked on.

Definitely keep an eye on this one.

We’ll get there when we get there.

My favorite prog/electropop/thrash/synth/AOR record of all time. Also my least favorite. It’s the only one I’ve heard, is what I’m saying here.

Have Hannibal’s war elephants met their match?

Till swollen with cunning, of a self-conceit, this album’s waxen wings did mount above its reach.

Have you tried turning the weather off and on again?

Put this on the “Sick Songs to Slay Sea Serpents To” playlist.