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Review: Vexing – Grand Reproach
Sometimes I just want an elephant to step on me while smelling flowers.
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Review: The Anchoret – It All Began With Loneliness
It All Began With A Really Good Album But Realistically NO DEBUT SHOULD BE THIS GOOD WHAT THE HELL?!
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Review: Nospūn – Opus
This band came out of nowhere and casually said “yeah let’s do Scenes From a Memory but like, better, lol”
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Review: Nebulae Come Sweet – De Lumière
When orchestras and post-metal meet, swooning ensues
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Review: Vedalia – Cormorant
Another year, another quality prog-power project that DOESN’T EVER TOUR GODDAMMIT
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Review: Anoushbard – Abandoned Treasure
Beautiful folksy prog metal from Iran – what’s not to love?
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Review: Pleasures – Torture Triangle
Madonna on psych dnb WIUWIU’ing all over the place will surely go down as one of the moments in music history
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Missed Albums Review: Antipope – Rex Mundi
What happens when you throw every melodic metal genre out there into a black metal sauce? Antipope happens!