Review: Howling Giant – Crucible & Ruin
Am I allowed to review stoner rock releases if I’ve never gotten stoned?
Review: Yellow Eyes – Confusion Gate
Yellow eyes could be a sign of jaundice, liver failure, or otherworldly experimental black metal.
Review: Pupil Slicer – Fleshwork
The flesh works.
Review: Kauan – Wayhome
Drankdf too muchh and Kauan’t fiund my Wayhome.
Review: VoidCeremony – Abditum
Y’ hafh’m trapped ph’nglui egg, ahor uh’e read fahf?
Review: The Reticent – please
Oh man, I’m not sure a pun would be appropriate here.
Review: Hail the Sun – cut.turn.fade.back
The European mind cannot comprehend this.
Review: Lunatic Soul – The World Under Unsun
A Duda Double.
Review: Esthesis – Out of Step
Ain’t no party like a Prozac party