Review: The Tea Club – Chasm
Stick out your pinkies; it’s time to join The Tea Club.
Review: Astronoid – Stargod
Fun fact: my cat’s name is Astro
Review: The Untold – Thunder and Water: Act Two
You’re about to be told about The Untold.
Review: Double Mute – Corporate Culture_FINAL_v2
We’re not a blog, we’re a *family*.
Review: Howling Giant – Crucible & Ruin
Am I allowed to review stoner rock releases if I’ve never gotten stoned?
Review: Yellow Eyes – Confusion Gate
Yellow eyes could be a sign of jaundice, liver failure, or otherworldly experimental black metal.
Review: Hail the Sun – cut.turn.fade.back
The European mind cannot comprehend this.
Review: Kostnatění – Přílišnost (Excess)
The best artists are always innovating.
Review: Umulamahri – Learning the Secrets of Acid
Disclaimer: I did not do drugs while writing this review.
Review: Illogistical Resource Dept. – Cacoethes
Illogistical Resource Dept.? More like Boring Riff Dept.