Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Teramaze – Eli: A Wonderful Fall From Grace
“Get your ticket for a one of a kind / A performer that’ll blow your mind”
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Lost In Lavender Town – On Tonight’s Show
I can’t wait for their next project, Marooned in Mahogany Town.
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Amiensus – Reclamation Pt. II
Waiter, waiter! Can I have some more riffs with my coffee? I SAID MORE RIFFS, MOOOORE!!!
Album Reviews
Missed Album Review: Melehan – Immaterial Eden
Symphonic and progressive death metal fans, rejoice! A must-listen, this album crosses every sharp and dots every quarter note.
Album Reviews
Review: Orso – Caffè?
I like my “I like my coffee like” jokes like I like my metal: post-
Lost in Time
Lost In Time: Arcturus – The Sham Mirrors
You’ll be saying “wow” every time! It’s like a shammy, it’s like a mirror, it’s like a sponge.
Album Reviews
Review: Bedsore – Dreaming the Strife for Love
Warning: untreated bedsores may cause Italian yelling
Album Reviews
Review: Anarchÿ – Xenötech and the Cosmic Anarchÿ
Another out-of-this-world offering from the St. Louis duo that is sure to please returning fans and convert new ones.
Album Reviews
Review: Monolith – The Black Cradle
“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle