Album Reviews
Review: King Garcia – Hamelin
I know you thought this was an article about Puerto Rican jazz trumpeter Louis “King” Garcia, but stick around anyway.
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Review: Chris Beernink – The Chimera Suite
Now you step inside but you don’t see too many faces / comin’ in out of the rain to hear the big band jazz metal orchestra go down.
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Review: Benthos – From Nothing
“You stare at Benthos, they stare right back. And that’s when the sick mathcore comes, not from the front, but from the side. The point is, when they deliver sick mathcore, you are alive.”
– Sam Neill in Jurassic Park if you replaced raptors with Benthos, probably.
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Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
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Review: Illyria – The Walk of Atonement
I’m walking on sunshine! And don’t it feel good!
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Review: Nospūn – Ozai
Is Nospūn’s opus Ozai? Or was Nospūn Ozai’s opus? Or is Opus the Ozai of Nospūn? Or… hang on, my head hurts.