Album Reviews
Review: Orso – Caffè?
I like my “I like my coffee like” jokes like I like my metal: post-
Lost in Time
Lost In Time: Arcturus – The Sham Mirrors
You’ll be saying “wow” every time! It’s like a shammy, it’s like a mirror, it’s like a sponge.
Album Reviews
Review: Bedsore – Dreaming the Strife for Love
Warning: untreated bedsores may cause Italian yelling
Album Reviews
Review: Anarchÿ – Xenötech and the Cosmic Anarchÿ
Another out-of-this-world offering from the St. Louis duo that is sure to please returning fans and convert new ones.
Album Reviews
Review: Monolith – The Black Cradle
“I’d like to be/under the sea/with a giant squid’s chitinous beak/cutting through me”
– Ringo Starr if he was aboard The Black Cradle
Album Reviews
Review: Joey Frevola – Art Supplies and Pain
If you throw all your paint at the wall, some of it’s bound to stick… and make a huge mess.
Album Reviews
Review: The Chronicles of Manimal and Samara – Origins
Wait, this isn’t the TV show about a man who transforms into an animal? I want my money back!