Album Reviews
Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
Album Reviews
Review: Deafheaven – Lonely People with Power
These people… are lonely…. and they…. have power….
Oh and they made this year’s best album too, I guess.
Album Reviews
Review: Cercle du Chêne – Récits d’Automne et de Chasse
Why get redpilled when you can get Redwalled instead?
Album Reviews
Review: Foxy Shazam – Animality Opera
Foxy Shazam have been pushing out turds for a while now. At least they’re finally admitting it.
Album Reviews
Review: Nospūn – Ozai
Is Nospūn’s opus Ozai? Or was Nospūn Ozai’s opus? Or is Opus the Ozai of Nospūn? Or… hang on, my head hurts.