Review: The Protomen – Act III: This City Made Us
Take a drink every time they say “city”.
Review: Syrinx – Time Out of Place
Time is a plague, there’s no time in this place.
Review: Phantom Spell – Heather & Hearth
What if the 80s never really went away?
Review: Slung – In Ways
Yearn and burn (rubber)
Review: Enbound – Set It Free
These guys lured THE Kevin Moore out of retirement?!
Missed Album Review: Sergeant Thunderhoof – The Ghost of Badon Hill
Medieval myths and stoner riffs? Giddyup.
Review: Mile Marker Zero – Coming of Age
“Was I Rushing or was I Yesing?”
“Er, Rushing?”
“SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE”
Review: The Cryptex – Nimbus
What is The Cryptex? It’s it!
Yes, but what is it?
Review: Ledmotiv – An Astronaut’s Diary
A hilariously over the top fusion of Disney musicals, orchestra, and progressive metal is here to satisfy your sugar intake for the upcoming three months
Review: The Barrel – Worldconnector
Not structurally sound enough to be ridden over Niagara Falls.