Review: Apocalypse Orchestra – A Plague Upon Thee
Is this what skateboarders are talking about when they call things ‘sick’?
Review: Capilla Ardiente – Where Gods Live and Men Die
I leave for two hours and you turn my house into a burning skull mountain wasteland? That’s it, I’m hiring a babysitter next time.
Review: Marrower – The Burning Ship
Is it still a Ship of Theseus problem if you forget half the ship?
Review: Fellwarden – Legend
This is a *Legend*ary black metal album…. I’ll see myself out.
Missed Albums Review: Triumpher – Storming the Walls
When the singer goes AAAAA, I orgasm
Review: Medevil – Mirror in the Darkness
Medevil’s latest offering of epic heavy metal takes a familiar formula and sprinkles it with some flourishes but does little to innovate upon it.
Missed Albums Review: Antipope – Rex Mundi
What happens when you throw every melodic metal genre out there into a black metal sauce? Antipope happens!
Review: Hex A.D. – Netherworld Triumphant
A (good) attempt at being Candlemass. There, that’s the album.