Album Reviews
Review: Messa – The Spin
Should I bother making a joke about “spinning” this album? Do the kids even know what that means? Probably not.
Album Reviews
Review: Cave Sermon – Fragile Wings
After last year’s Cave Sermon opus failed to get covered, I couldn’t let us miss two in a row.
Album Reviews
Review: Benthos – From Nothing
“You stare at Benthos, they stare right back. And that’s when the sick mathcore comes, not from the front, but from the side. The point is, when they deliver sick mathcore, you are alive.”
– Sam Neill in Jurassic Park if you replaced raptors with Benthos, probably.
Album Reviews
Review: Belnejoum – Dark Tales of Zarathustra
Mood: the sky is rent and the gods lie bleeding
Album Reviews
Review: Cthuluminati – Tentacula
I receive: squid; you receive: weirdo black metal—you know, squid pro quo?
Album Reviews
Review: Smiqra – Rɡyaɡ̇dźé!
This black metal artist thought he could hide his new release from me!